Effective Immediately
Due to continued abuse of my guestbook by certain moronic, slack jawed, knuckle dragging morons who insist on embedding hyperlinks to their pathetic pornographic interests I have been forced to discontinue my guestbook.
Sadly, this denies the use of my book by decent, respectful human beings, but as always, because of a few predatory Internet scum, things are ruined by one or two individuals who bear a strong resemblance to the human anus.